June 2011
4 posts
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On The Interpretation of Dreams, Right Now Damnit
I need a book about interpreting dreams and I need it right now, so hurry up. No, you don’t get it, my dreams are coming true and I need to figure out why. No it’s not a good thing, you have no idea what my dreams are like, so hurry up. I said hurry.
Jun 23rd
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On Vampires and Forgiveness
But you go and call me a vampire? No, that I do not forgive.
Jun 14th
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Recidivist Pigeon
Do they make handcuffs for pigeons? This guy isn’t learning his lesson.
Jun 13th
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My Lady Of Facebook
If I can’t get on Facebook I can’t prove to my lady that I’m not fucking around on her, understand? I’ve got all the proof I need, but it’s in Facebook and if I can’t find her and get her to look at my wall it’s all over, understand?
Jun 10th